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e3 2003 Gran Turismo 4 Challenge: LOST FOOTAGE

smoovebert — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:28:29 +0000

I thought this was lost forever but I found it hidden on my server. I think I may have hidden it on purpose.

The Blackberry Week

smoovebert — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:17:10 +0000

I’m conducting an experiment this week that hopes to answer two questions:
1. Will I die without my iPhone? (I think I might.)
2. Why do people love their stupid Blackberries so much?

I bought a Blackberry and I’m going to spend 7 days trying to find out. Go read it over at http://theblackberryweek.tumblr.com

The One Where I Demo The Facebook Site on The iPad (video).

smoovebert — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:54:31 +0000

The iPad simulator in the SDK doesn’t come with a browser, so I whipped one up really quickly in xcode so I could see what a site would look like, in this case Facebook. Also a quick little look at what else comes stock with the simulator (which isn’t much).

Can’t wait to get my hands on a real iPad. 3g or not to 3g? That, my friends, is the question.

Bacon is good for me!

smoovebert — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:52:02 +0000

My lord, this kid is crazy. Not that you can blame him, I suppose. I mean look at his hair–i’m sure that wasn’t HIS idea.

On the other hand, bacon is pretty awesome. I’m torn. Whose side am I on?!?!?!

via: alex the milf

Tha Midnite Ride – lulz

smoovebert — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:16:48 +0000

Someone overdubbed that stupid banana republic/vanity fair love story on wheels set at a Midnite Ridazz ride. Thank god they kept in the “nah man” line from the stupid original flick though.

via bikesnobnyc

Don’t worry Anna, Van Homan will save us. (from the scourge of the fixies)

smoovebert — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:15:18 +0000

Yes, I own a fixie which I like to ride a lot, but no, I don’t barspin it or any of that nonsense. (yes, I am considering getting a milwaukee bruiser s700, but that’s another story). This HILARIOUS video has been making the rounds the past few days but was taken off of vimeo–no worries, it’s up on youtube now and… um.. here.

Forget the recession and go lease a Bentley, says Raekwon

smoovebert — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:48:17 +0000

Absolutely no credit check for those who have “less than sparkling credit” and yet can afford a luxury vehicle. BOOOM!

via: AdFreak: Forget the recession and go lease a Bentley

I Hate L.A.

smoovebert — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:17:41 +0000

I am SO OVER LA, (except for maybe the lakers), last time I was there, I was ready to come back to NY after the first day–but I still thought this was funny. Oh, but the pleasant weather, I do sometimes miss that.

“crossroads of the world, my dick”

The Vendor Client relationship – in real world situations

smoovebert — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:09:41 +0000

The Vendor Client relationship – in real world situations

Oh so true.

“Hey Boy” – A Defgrip short

smoovebert — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:20:53 +0000

defgrip.net, one of my favorite blogs (bmx and/or otherwise–in this case, both. anybody remember THIS?) posted up a short film the other day that demonstrates a disturbingly common experience that bmx’ers above the age of about 12 face. I know many of you bmx’ers have probably seen this already, but AMAZINGLY, not everybody who reads this blog rides bmx, so… enjoy. (and welcome to my life)